Choose Life - Norn Iron style
Choose pastie baps and brown sauce. Choose goin down the pub at opening time and getting chucked out at closing time. Choose waking up the next day not knowing where you are. Choose cheap strong cider. Choose to dander not walk. Choose soda and taty bread. Choose stew on a winters day. Choose denny bacon.
Choose an Ulster fry. Choose supporting the green and white army home and away. Choose black taxis. Choose at least 6 chinese take-aways in every town. Choose pronouncing things wrong. Choose slang. Choose to riot rather than talk things over. Choose May McFeteridge. Choose teenage pregnancy.
Choose doing 'the double'. Choose having more paramilitaries than the middle-east. Choose to drink every penny u ever make. Choose Alex Higgins. Choose George Best. Choose going on the rip. Choose adding 'like' to the start, middle and end of every sentence. Choose life. Choose Our Wee Country. Choose Norn Iron life.
